with me some mysteries of a Friday night mall visit…..
Why is there no Williams-Sonoma at the Northlake Mall? Is it because that snooty little kitchen store is up on the second floor? (I say “snooty” because the employees were unkind to us when they saw our four children. The four children were far better behaved than the employees. They touched nothing.)
Why have I never gone into Anthropologie until now? What did I think was going on there?
Why is it that every time I walk by that handcream kiosk, a man has stopped for the sales pitch?
Why are there SO many makeup counters in department stores? It’s enough to make me dizzy and a little sick.