- Leave your milk container under your seat for about a week.
- Every time you enter the van, complain about how bad it smells in the van.
- One Wednesday morning, discover said abandoned milk container and shout gleefully.
- Open container, and pour rancid milk on the floor of the van. Be sure there is enough so that the milk doesn’t just soak the floormat, but also gets on the carpet as well.
BONUS POINTS if you do this on a day when it’s approaching 80 degrees and you do it on the way to the mall, where your mom will have to leave the car locked for about an hour.
Have I said too much how much I love my steam cleaner?