Last night we were at Lowe’s picking up supplies for a compost heap, and we happened by the appliance section (we’re always looking for a gas stove that might be damaged/marked down). So, with the help of our nice appliance salesman named Steven, we were inspecting a beautiful gas range. I noticed that the oven door, upon closing, made a loud squeaking/chirping noise.
I said, “Wow, that could drive me crazy.”
Steven (looking over at our children, who were opening every fridge door, swinging from the handles, sticking their heads in the front-loading washers, etc.) politely replied, “Ma’am, you have four children. This stove is not going to win that race.”
ROFL!!!!!! That made me laugh out loud! That’s hilarious!!! If he only knew about your basketball team in the making!!! š
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That is too funny!!
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HA! I think I would like that Stephen very much. Well put.
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Oh hilarious!!! Someone give that guy a raise (or a better job…, but then again it could be worse – he could work at Home Depot)…
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I think it would be the combination os the stove and the children that would really do it: as in, when the children discovered that the stove made that noise and spent the morning opening and closing, opening and closing…
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