(forgive me, but I’m rather pregnant and it’s summer. I’m afraid you may have many, many weather-related posts to look forward to.)
David just called me from work.
David: I’m going for a run right now. If, in the next hour, I call you and either can’t talk or hang up, and then you call me back and get no response, then call 911 and tell them to head for the greenway.
Kelly (unalarmed): OK. What are you wearing, so I can help the ambulance drivers to identify you?