Scene: Jonathan comes in from playing outside, crying. He has scraped his knee. Mom takes him to the bathroom to clean and bandage him.
Mommy: I have spider-man band-aids and plain ones. Which one do you want?
Jonathan: The plain one.
Mommy opens plain band-aid in front of Jonathan.
Jonathan: Where is the plane? I can’t see it.
Scene: Driving home from somewhere. Kids are thirsty.
Cameron: Mom, I am starving!
Mom: Oh, you’re hungry?
Cameron: No…what’s that word for really thirsty?
Mom: You’re parched?
Cameron: Yeah…I am PARCHED!
Andrew: Me too! I am starched!