Scene: Mom sitting on the floor in front of the couch, typing on the laptop, which is on the coffee table. Jonathan and Andrew begin curiously exploring Mom’s hair.
Jonathan: MOM! There are yours EARS!
(does he think they’re not there if my hair is covering them?)
Andrew and Jonathan make their way onto the couch behind Mom and begin a head/hair massage with their (hopefully somewhat clean) feet.
Andrew: Mom! You are washing our feet with your hair, just like in the Bible!
Something tells me it was a little different than Jesus kicking the woman in the head….