My sister sent me an article yesterday that quoted Angelina Jolie as saying that since the twins were born this past summer, her older children have been homeschooled.
Isn’t it obvious? The gaggle of small children…the perfect body, hair, and face…the man with movie-star good looks…and now homeschooling?! She’s trying to be ME!
You can stop it now, Angie. I’m totally on to you.