OK, this has been used, and used, and used again, but here’s one more time just for fun.
This one was particularly funny to me because we toured the Bay Area in California with a real estate agent who said those very things to us: “It doesn’t go down here! It only goes up!”.
Also, we just couldn’t adjust to the prices. Even after two years of living in CA, we still felt like screaming to anyone who would listen: “THREE QUARTERS OF A MILLION DOLLARS AND THIS IS WHAT YOU GET”!!!