Scene: Morning Bible reading.

Mommy reads from Luke 3: “Jesus, when he began his ministry, was about thirty years of age, being the son (as was supposed) of Joseph, the son of Heli, the son of Matthat, the son of Levi…”

Ben: MOM! You are older than JESUS!!!

Mommy snorts in laughter and replies that yes, she is older than thirty, but she wasn’t there at the foundation of the world.