Scene: Cameron is spotted by Daddy spinning around in the neighbors’ yard.
Daddy: Cam, what’re you doing?
Cameron: Just getting some vitamin D, Dad.
Scene: Family, after a long, drawn-out drama, has arrived at Sonic for a treat — no really, you will be grateful for it — of ice cream. Andrew and Cameron receive their ice cream sundaes and begin complaining that they didn’t get milkshakes.
Mommy (annoyed): OK, next time we come to Sonic, you can sit in the van while we have ice cream sundaes.
Daddy (trying to get the point across while being nicer than Mommy): Or you can sit here at the table with us while we have ice cream sundaes and you watch.
Andrew (in an eager, helpful voice): OR we could pack our backpacks with food!
Daddy and Mommy both turn from the table immediately to avoid laughing right in his face.