Overheard: Superhero Edition

Scene: Bedtime. Jonathan is half-undressed.
Jonathan: Hey, Mom. Remember that superhero named Nakedman?

Editorial note: For you doubters, Nakedman IS TOO real, he is almost four and he makes a nightly sweep of our upstairs around seven-thirty.

Scene: Front hallway. Jonathan emerges from the bathroom.
Jonathan: Hey, Mom? I am Spiderman and can you please zip my pants?

Scene: Family driving in van, listening to old Caedmon’s Call album.
Jonathan: Hey guys, I am playing this song and I am Yoda. And know what I am playing the guitar on? My STAFF.

Editorial note: For those of you who are wondering, the song was “Faith My Eyes,” sung by Derek Webb. Derek should be proud.