(and really, I could write one of these every year)
I am sorry I neglect you each and every December. Apparently watering the large, slowly-but-surely-dying plant in the entryway (translation: the Christmas tree) is all I can handle.
Please don’t die. I promise you lots of TLC to begin 2010, beginning with bountiful drinks of water.
Thanks for making our air clean and healthy and making our home a little more homey.