Scene: Kelly in kitchen, prepping for Sunday lunch with friends. David on laptop at kitchen island, prepping Sunday School lesson. Pandora is serenading us with big band tunes.
David: You know, there’s a whole version of “Mack the Knife” by Ella Fitzgerald where she claims to forget the words to the second verse and then scats the whole thing. It’s terrible.
Kelly: WHAT?! It’s Ella. She scats. It’s what she does. It’s not terrible.
David: I’m saying it’s terrible. And then Frank Sinatra covered it, which is even worse.
Kelly: I think you need to go to an all-Ella Pandora station and then you will gain an appreciation.
David (over top of Kelly’s last comment): HOSANNA!*
Kelly begins giggling.
David: Did you just say that I should go to an Ella concert?
Kelly doubles over giggling.
Harry Connick Jr. comes on, singing “Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off.”
David: I like Harry.
Kelly: Mmmm, me too.
David: He’s so smooth. I used to want to be him.
Kelly: I used to want to marry him. (slight pause) And now look at us! I guess we both got what we wanted.
Riotous laughter from both.
David: What? HOSANNA!*
*Editor’s Explanatory Note: Hosanna means “save now.” Google Docs prompts you to “save now” when you hover over the save button, so David yells “HOSANNA” when he saves his documents.