Goldilocks and The Little Old Woman

One of the books that Ben is reading for school this year is a book of English Fairy Tales published in 1890.  Yesterday’s assignment was the story of “The Three Bears.”  However, instead of cute, perky, naughty, little Goldilocks, his book featured a “little old woman.”

I wonder when…and why…she was replaced?

The little old Woman had heard in her sleep the great, rough, gruff voice of the Great, Huge Bear; but she was so fast asleep that it was no more to her than the roaring of wind or the rumbling of thunder. And she had heard the middle voice of the Middle Bear, but it was only as if she had heard someone speaking in a dream. But when she heard the little, small, wee voice of the Little, Small, Wee Bear, it was so sharp, and so shrill, that it awakened her at once. Up she started; and when she saw the Three Bears on one side of the bed, she tumbled herself out at the other, and ran to the window. Now the window was open, because the Bears, like good, tidy Bears as they were, always opened their bed-chamber window when they got up in the morning. Out the little old Woman jumped; and whether she broke her neck in the fall; or ran into the wood and was lost there; or found her way out of the wood, and was taken up by the constable and sent to the House of Correction for a vagrant as she was, I cannot tell. But the Three Bears never saw anything more of her.

You can read the whole story here.

2 thoughts on “Goldilocks and The Little Old Woman

  1. This is hilarious! Especially the ending…"Out the little old Woman jumped; and whether she broke her neck in the fall; or ran into the wood and was lost there; or found her way out of the wood, and was taken up by the constable and sent to the House of Correction for a vagrant as she was, I cannot tell. But the Three Bears never saw anything more of her."Poor Old Woman! Perhaps her contract ran out and they went with a younger version!

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