Overheard – The Vulgarity Edition

Scene: Breakfast is concluding.  Jonathan pushes himself back in his chair and gets up.

Mom: OK, buddy, you done?
Jonathan:  Yes, I am the F word.

Momentary panic while Mom considers what word this could possibly be.

Mom:  Oh…you’re…full? (hoping, hoping)
Jonathan:  Yes, I am so full!

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