Scene: 5:30 AM, November 1st. Sleepy David rolling out of bed, Kelly stirring.
David: I bet…I BET…there will be Christmas music on the radio on the way to work this morning.
Kelly: Silence. Rolls over. In a moaning, tired voice: “HE SAID I WANT TO BUY THESE SHOES…”
In case this makes no sense to you, you should know that “The Christmas Shoes,” while it is a sweet, sad song with lovely sentiment, is The Most Overplayed Christmas Song in the History of Christian Radio. Here is the video in case you don’t know it. I don’t know HOW you don’t know it, but maybe you live in an area of the country where DJs exercise moderation.